Maazhimaagwad
Not having a dog around my parents' house for a few years I got used to walking where ever I wanted without watching my step.Now spring is here and the snow is gone; that means Jack is outside more often and turd mounds now sprout up anywhere.
Earlier I was out there and ended up getting it all over the heel of my shoe. So there I was scraping it on the remaining snow banks and using sticks to get some off. I thought I had it off pretty good until I got into the car. While driving, an assy smell permeated the air and I found myself thinking "Effin' Jack!".
At least he doesn't crap in the walkway like Ginger used to.
posted by J*me @ 6:50 PM
